Saturday, July 23, 2005

You Just Jealous Cos You Ain't Got No Ass !


I fear I may never lose the weight gained during pregnancy while this stuff exists. The best best one is cherry. And it's fairly traded so you're not allowed to feel guilty. If you've never tried it go and get some NOW ! Join me ! Join me ! You know you want to !

7 comments:

Kellie said...

Ooooh I scoffed a huge bar of this in one sitting while watching the Wicker Man. It's a bit too sweet though I feel. The Maya Gold one is nice. I'd like to try the butterscotch. (I have about one original tooth in my head. Don't do it kids.) If you take the "booby food" option doesn't that help with the excess poundage?

mister tumnus said...

don't know as sadly booby food wasn't optional for my baby. she has been raised so far on delicious and nutritious big-business formula. it's a bit of a sore point...

Kellie said...

Oh my sister went down the formula route after 3 days of sore boobage and grumpy baby post-birth. All that boob-Nazi shite is just hooey anyway. That said, I'd be tempted to try breast feeding as a weightloss technique, even without a baby.

mister tumnus said...

it shrinks your uterus pretty well. which is a very odd feeling.

Damo said...

Oh my. You should try the butterscotch one too...

mister tumnus said...

boob nazi. hmmmmmm.

Kellie said...

I mean the people who try to make women who don't breastfeed feel bad. Not nazis who like boobs. Shrunken uterus? This really is an education.